Blag celebrates Halloween deep in the heart of Texas & Oklahoma. Dirty songs, atrocious guitar playing and the best looking man in show biz. What else do you need?
Dwarves support the mighty Gimme Gimmes all over CA in December!
Blag Dahlia and Ralph Champagne bring their signature comedic song stylings to the Freedom Beat Lounge at the Downtown Grand and Punk Rock Bowling! This one of a kind extra long show will feature acoustic performances of songs from Blag's upcoming 'Introducing Ralph Champagne' LP, as well as all your fave Dwarves classics, cover songs and requests! It's a smorgasbord of Blag way too early in the morning! See the man struggle to wake up and be amusing on three hours sleep!
Friday September 24 join the mighty and majestic DWARVES with the Descendants, Queers, Pears, FYP, DIllinger 4 and more! And don't miss Blag Dahlia & Ralph Champagne acoustic! It's an avalanche of Dwarves at PRB 2021, don't be a Munson, check out all the bowling and fun in Sin City!
Join The DWARVES as we tear shit up with DI in San Diego; The QUEERS in Anaheim and Scottsdale; DRI in Santa Cruz & GET DEAD in San Francisco! YOU MUST SEE THE DWARVES LIVE NOW!!!
The DWARVES return to LA for a FREE SHOW on Green Jelly TV 5228 Hollywood Blvd. Doors at 8, set at 9pm. This show will be off the chain so we want to see all of our SoCal fans in the place to be!
Calling DWARVES fans across the globe! See the Dwarves play nothing but the hits LIVE from the Great American Music Hall in San Francisco! Scantily clad babes! Video wizardry! Special guests! Watch it and rewatch it with your pals again and again! Support the last punk band, do what all the real Dwarves heads are doing, Buy Tickets Now!!! https://gamh.veeps.com/stream/events/cf483612-9f6b-4648-9f1f-c4c14de47d37
The man returns to sing funny songs and play terrible guitar! Early show, set at 7pm. Fun, laughter, surprises, heartache, sodomy, it's all there when Blag strums his axe and twiddles his knobs for your listening pleasure! Also added BRISTOL, CT at Bleachers Bar May 30!
The Dwarves hanging out in LA, making music, getting fucked up and stuffing our faces with sausage! Rex Everything, The Fresh Prince of Darkness, Snupac and Blag the Ripper!!!
BLAG & Mickey Avalon team up again to revisit the Biz Markie classic JUST A FRIEND! VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioBL_Muja40 AUDIO STREAM & DOWNLOAD https://thedwarves.bandcamp.com/track/just-a-friend
Blag's new novel is available for pre-order now! And check this groovy short video, too! Highland Falls tells the further adventures of Nina West, small town trickster and teenage object of desire. Featuring sex, drugs, violence, more sex, ice cream, Denny's, a funeral home, still more sex and the only music awards show that won't put you to sleep!