Blag's new novel is available for pre-order now! And check this groovy short video, too! Highland Falls tells the further adventures of Nina West, small town trickster and teenage object of desire. Featuring sex, drugs, violence, more sex, ice cream, Denny's, a funeral home, still more sex and the only music awards show that won't put you to sleep!
|12/30/2022||PORTLAND, OR||DWARVES LIVE @ Dante's w- ZEKE, MATT PIKE||Ticket|
|12/31/2022||SEATTLE, WA||DWARVES LIVE @ El Corazon NEW YEARS EVE! w- ZEKE, MATT PIKE||Ticket|
|01/06/2023||SANTA ANA, CA||DWARVES LIVE @ Observatory w- TSOL||Ticket|
|01/07/2023||LOS ANGELES, CA||DWARVES LIVE @ Regent Theater w- TSOL||Ticket|
BLAG SOLO ACOUSTIC IN NYC MAY 29!!!
The man returns to sing funny songs and play terrible guitar! Early show, set at 7pm. Fun, laughter, surprises, heartache, sodomy, it's all there when Blag strums his axe and twiddles his knobs for your listening pleasure! Also added BRISTOL, CT at Bleachers Bar May 30!
BLAG & MICKEY AVALON do Just a Friend!
BLAG & Mickey Avalon team up again to revisit the Biz Markie classic JUST A FRIEND! VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioBL_Muja40 AUDIO STREAM & DOWNLOAD https://thedwarves.bandcamp.com/track/just-a-friend
We salute BLAG HISTORY MONTH with this 1980's short film written by the Ripper himself and directed by Christ Wetzel. TARTS DECO featured art, sex, steak sandwiches and the one and only Bobby Faust. RIP to him and to Christ Wetzel who also directed our first video I'M A LIVING SICKNESS. Check that one out and dozens more by hitting the VIDEO link above.
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