Next week the Dwarves crash Croatia, burn Germany, needle the Netherlands and bang up Belgium!  Check the site for show dates and cities. Then in August the fun begins back in the USA!

Denver- Bluebird Theater August 1

Salt Lake City- Bar Deluxe August 2

Salt Lake City- Heavy Metal Shop August 3 (early 3PM Blag solo show!)

And do check www.thedwarves.com- tons of new pics and MP3s all free!

DWARVES in CROATIA, GERMANY, NETHERLANDS and BELGIUM in JULY!!!

5-Jul-08 Croatia Zagreb @ Rokaj Festival Main Stage

7-Jul-08  Germany Erlangen @ E Werk

8-Jul-08  Germany Munich @ 59 to 1 Club

9-Jul-08  Germany Frankfurt @ Nachtleben

10-Jul-08  Netherlands Utrecht @ Ekko

11-Jul-08  Netherlands  The Hague @ Morlock Gallery

13-Jul-08  Belgium de Kempen/Antwerp @ Sjock Festival Main Stage

We were supposed to play a big show at Studio A in Miami, but due to extreme flight delays and bad weather at the hub, we wound up getting there too late to play.  We apologize to all of the fans who bought tickets and to the promoter who was kind enough to put on the show and had to tell a bunch of pimply teens who live for the Dwarves that we wouldn’t be there after all.

Fortunately, we know Tim from the Ruins who set us up a last minute show at Churchill’s.  You all know we don’t like to brag, but we were brilliant, and a fabulous time was had by those lucky enough to see us at 2am banging it out on borrowed gear to a select few gakked out drunks.  This type of thing used to be called “Rock ‘n’ Roll” kids!

Anyway, we shall return to Miami (and all over the Dirty South) soon and we promise to continue being the best band that always seems to fuck everything up and still be way better than everybody else.  Thanks to Studio A and Dave S., never fear we shall return.

Now it’s on to Austria for the Rebellion festival and more mayhem!

Check out the Dwarves in their natural habitat, Northern California.

San Jose- Blank Club- Tuesday, April 22

Oakland- Uptown- Wednesday, April 23

Also check the White Barons and Turbonegra!

Here is the updated schedule.  The DWARVES return to Spain and discover Portugal!

22·03·2008    Freakland Festival    Ponferrada
23·03·2008    Ar De Rato    Coimbra    Portugal
24·03·2008    Lotus    Cascais    Portugal
25·03·2008    Gruta 77    Madrid
26·03·2008    Estereo    Alicante
27·03·2008    Be Cool    Barcelona
28·03·2008    Kafe Antzokia    Bilbao
29·03·2008    Helldorado    Vitoria

The DWARVES return to Spain and the Basquelands and hit Portugal for the very first time!  After their appearance at the Azkena festival in 2005 fans have been clamoring for the first Dwarves concerts in Spain since 1998.  Now the time has come!

Witness the return of the classic 2000 DWARVES lineup- Blag Dahlia, Gregory Pecker, Wholley Smokkes, Chip Fracture and the notorious HeWhoCanNotBeNamed!

22/03/2008 (Sat) SPAIN Ponferrada Freakland Festival
23/03/2008 (Sun) PORTUGAL Coimbra Art De Rato
24/03/2008 (Mon) PORTUGAL Lisboa TBC
25/03/2008 (Tues) SPAIN Madrid Gruta 77
26/03/2008 (Wed) SPAIN Valencia Wash Wah
27/03/2008 (Thur) SPAIN Barcelona Apolo 2
28/03/2008 (Frid) SPAIN Bilbao Kafe Antzoki
29/03/2008 (Sat) SPAIN Santoña Tropicana

DWARVES IN SAN DIEGO, BAKERSFIELD AND LONG BEACH

January 10- The Casbah SAN DIEGO
January 11- The Dome BAKERSFIELD
January 12- The Vault LONG BEACH

The DWARVES return to Southern California, where attractive surgically altered harlots run free!

January 11 and 12 feature the mighty US BOMBS!

The DWARVES return to Europe in August 2007. See the best band ever at the very peak of their creative powers. Nudity, Mayhem, Drug Abuse, Nostalgia, Sodomy and Pathos collide! See Blag the Ripper, Andy Christ, The Fresh Prince of Darkness, Gregory Peccari and that lovable tomfoolery of HEWHOCANNOTBENAMED.

03-aug BE Aarschot Hegelandfest
03-aug NL Lierop Nirwana Tuinfeesten
04-aug SE Lindesberg Augustibuller
05-aug UK Brighton Pressure Point
06-aug UK London Monto
07-aug UK Sheffield Corporation

09-aug UK Nottingham Rock City
10-aug UK Glasgow King Tut’s
11-aug IE Dublin Village
12-aug UK Blackpool Rebellion Festival

14-aug DE Bielefeld Kamp
15-aug DE Dusseldorf Ratinger Hof
16- aug DE Hannover Musikcentrum
17-aug DE Berlin Columbia
18-aug DE Hamburg Molotow

20- aug SE Malmo Malmofestivalen
21- aug SE Linkopings Platens
22- aug NO Oslo Garage

24- aug- UK Leeds Festival
25- aug IE Belfast Spring and Airbrake
26- aug- UK Reading Festival

The DWARVES return to Europe in August 2007. See the best band ever at the very peak of their creative powers. Nudity, Mayhem, Drug Abuse, Nostalgia, Sodomy and Pathos collide! See Blag the Ripper, Andy Christ, The Fresh Prince of Darkness, Gregory Peccari and that lovable tomfoolery of HEWHOCANNOTBENAMED.

24- aug- UK Leeds Festival
25- aug IE Belfast Spring and Airbrake
26- aug- UK Reading Festival