Demented Relentless Unrepentant 2008

THE DWARVES music becomes inescapable in film and television swelling HEWHOCANNOTBENAMED’s bank account and ego beyond all proportion while the band appears in hardcore porn films like ‘Rocksuckers’ and soft core television like ‘Playboy’s Nightcalls’ where REX EVERYTHING’s oversized penis becomes caught in the tailpipe of HUGH HEFNER’s Maserati.

BLAG and Producers ROYCE CRACKER and THRUSTY OTIS discover female pop singer ANGELINA MOYSOV in an Azerbaijani bus station and the result is the classic album CANDY NOW! Audiences are stirred by the sultry siren and the retro lounge tunes and this prompts an extensive tour of Oakland, California.

BLAG begins to perform solo shows around the world insisting that he is the only artist who can play an acoustic guitar and not be gay at the same time. Critics vacillate between outright disagreement and complete avoidance as Dahlia congratulates himself for learning an additional chord and remembering songs that he’s already written several times before.

Guitarists CHIP FRACTURE and THE FRESH PRINCE OF DARKNESS form MOTOCHRIST and END OF POWER to capitalize on the DWARVES now legendary status, while drummer GREGORY PECKER forms the percussion heavy GNARLY WATTS and magically sprouts hair.









	Demented Relentless Unrepentant 2008 THE DWARVES music becomes inescapable in film and television swelling HEWHOCANNOTBENAMED’s bank account and ego beyond all proportion while the band appears in hardcore porn films like ‘Rocksuckers’ and soft core television like ‘Playboy’s Nightcalls’ where REX EVERYTHING’s oversized penis becomes caught in the tailpipe of HUGH HEFNER’s Maserati. BLAG and Producers ROYCE CRACKER and THRUSTY OTIS discover female pop singer ANGELINA MOYSOV in an Azerbaijani bus station and the result is the classic album CANDY NOW! Audiences are stirred by the sultry siren and the retro lounge tunes and this prompts an extensive tour of Oakland, California. BLAG begins to perform solo shows around the world insisting that he is the only artist who can play an acoustic guitar and not be gay at the same time. Critics vacillate between outright disagreement and complete avoidance as Dahlia congratulates himself for learning an additional chord and remembering songs that he’s already written several times before. Guitarists CHIP FRACTURE and THE FRESH PRINCE OF DARKNESS form MOTOCHRIST and END OF POWER to capitalize on the DWARVES now legendary status, while drummer GREGORY PECKER forms the percussion heavy GNARLY WATTS and magically sprouts hair.