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BLAG & MICKEY AVALON perform BITCHES & HOS!

Alluring Apparel For Attractive Young People

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SPREAD THE WORD

We encourage you to send us your homemade Dwarves art so we can share it with Dwarves fans across the globe. The Dwarves really are the best looking band in show business. When you listen to Dwarves music your life improves and attractive people sleep with you. Viruses, contagions and germs infect those who don't enjoy our music, so don't be like them whatever you do. 

MARKY DESADE REMINDS DWARVES FANS...

 

 

The Dwarves Are Still The Best Band Ever!

And we still don't give a fuck! Enjoy our music, we thank all of our fans for their support through 35 years of mayhem. We love you and we've only just begun. Photo by Kaz

BLAG Solo Acoustic INSTAGRAM LIVE

Check Blag Friday April 17 at 8pm PST as he plays old faves, new classics and forgotten gems on Instagram Live @theeparkside. Send your requests, comments and questions in real time!

NEW SOUNDS!

Enjoy I HAD A DREAM by Lisa Kekaula! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=374988jT8FA

Enjoy HEAR ME KNOCKIN' by Lisa Kekaula! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0tPstzL_xY

PRODUCED by BLAG and ANDY CARPENTER

 

DWARVES in SOUTHERN CA!!!

January 24 & 25 the Dwarves perform 2 intimate nights at Gallagher's Pub in Huntington Beach! Different sets and different opening bands both nights, see both shows or suffer! January 26 hipster bowling at Corbin Bowl in Tarzana! Early show, be there or be trapezoidal!

BLAG ACOUSTIC SHOWS IN CA!!!

Blag returns to the stage solo with his witty songs, hilarious stage banter and truly disgraceful guitar playing January 12 in Sacramento and January 25 in San Pedro! The shows are early, check set times!!!

DWARVES & TSOL NEW YEAR'S EVE IN TEXAS

They say everything is bigger in the Lone Star State, but there's nothing bigger than the balls of these legendary bands December 30 in Austin & NYE in Dallas! Oklahoma City gets the mighty Dwarves December 29! You just can't go wrong this year or next with the best looking Rock & Roll band of all time- The DWARVES!!!

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