Shows

06/01/2017 MADISON, WI Dwarves & JFA at the Frequency  
06/02/2017 CHICAGO, IL Dwarves & JFA at Reggie's  
06/03/2017 ST. LOIUS, MO Dwarves & JFA at Fubar  
06/04/2017 NASHVILLE, TN Dwarves at The End  
06/05/2017 NEWPORT, KY Dwarves at Southgate House Revival  
06/06/2017 FORT WAYNE, IN Dwarves at Skeletunes  
06/07/2017 PITTSBURGH, PA Dwarves at Belvedere's Ultra Dive  
06/08/2017 NEW HOPE, PA Dwarves & Murphy's Law at John & Peter's  
06/10/2017 NEW YORK, NY Dwarves at Bowery Electric  
06/11/2017 SOMERVILLE (Boston), MA Dwarves at Thunder Road  

News

DWARVES LIVE in DENVER DEC. 12

 

The Dwarves get a mile high Saturday Dec. 12 w/ the Potato Pirates at the Bluebird Theater. http://www.axs.com/events/287436/the-dwarves-tickets?skin=bluebird

Dec. 13 catch Nick 'Everything' Oliveri & Blag the Ripper acoustic at 7th Circle.

 

DENVER DECEMBER 12 BLOOD, COKE & SODOMY

The Dwarves invade the Bluebird Theater December 12 to perform Blood, Guts & Pussy Live!

December 13 it's Nick Oliveri & Blag Dahlia acoustic at 7th Circle. 

The Dwarves meet recreational dope- what could possibly go wrong?

FUN FUN FUN

Dwarves return to Austin's best festival, performing Blood, Guts & Pussy in the daytime and a whole set w/ the Subhumans at night. See the original crew destroy eardrums and warp minds. Hook 'em Whores!

NUDITY

With Halloween right around the corner everyone is looking for the perfect costume.  If you have a vagina we'd like to suggest this one. If you don't have a vagina, go read about some other band.

SHARTACUS UNDER THE KNIFE!

Drum legend Shartacus recently underwent surgery for Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Fecal Urgency Complex and St. Toilet's Disease. We wish him and his colon a speedy recovery.

REX EVERYTHING ROCK LEGEND

All hail Dwarves bass slinger Nick Oliveri- singer, songwriter, desert rat and wielder of the largest penis in Rock & Roll! Whether solo acoustic, fronting Mondo Generator or holding it down for the Dwarves, Nick has more charisma than Jesus and better hair than George Costanza.

Rex Everything We Salute You!

HeWhoCanNotBeNamed at Work on Batgirl Musical

Batgirl combined the heart of a lioness with the pussy of a cat! 

DWARVES @ FUN FUN FUN AUSTIN NOV. 6

The Dwarves perform Blood, Guts & Pussy at 3pm Friday with special surprise Texas guests guaranteed to foghorn your leghorn, son! And peep our top secret club show Friday night, too! Not to mention a Saturday night DJ set at Brixton w/ Nick Oliveri and Blag taking requests in exchange for drugs.

#BLAGLIVESMATTER

There’s a fresh new feeling around the USA these days. We know you're feeling it and as often as we can, we're feeling ourselves. All over the world, folks are realizing that the Dwarves are the Greatest Rock & Roll Band of all time. Every show is transcendent, every record an instant classic and even our merch makes you look three inches taller and ten pounds leaner.

So heed the words of HeWhoCanNotBeNamed, The Fresh Prince of Darkness, Rex Everything, Blag the Ripper and the whole Dwarves crew when we say "buy our records, introduce us to your little sister and then get lost!"

Radio Free Dwarves LP On Sale Now

A 12 song mini-album recorded live on European Radio. It features 10 recordings performed by the Dwarves including classics and rarities and two additional acoustic tracks by the lucky winners of the Dwarves cover song contest!

3 Editions

  • Test Press on white vinyl w/ white label & 12" cutout sleeve. 1-Color (black) silkscreen overprint
  • First pressing limited limited to 500 copies on Coke-Bottle Clear w/ etched B-Side
  • Deluxe Banned Edition not available in stores featuring explicit cover art in an "under-the-counter" skin-mag style paper bag silk-screened with the Dwarves logo.

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