Blag's new novel is available for pre-order now! And check this groovy short video, too! Highland Falls tells the further adventures of Nina West, small town trickster and teenage object of desire. Featuring sex, drugs, violence, more sex, ice cream, Denny's, a funeral home, still more sex and the only music awards show that won't put you to sleep!
DWARVES CANCEL BURGER BOOGALOO
Due to circumstances beyond our control we will not be appearing in Oakland Sunday, July 1 in Mosswood Park. See all tourdates at www.thedwarves.com
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Blag Wrote a Kid's Christmas Song!
Performed by Meredith Axelrod and produced by Andy Carpenter this cute little ditty is far too pleasant for the Dwarves. Play it for your rugrats and be amazed! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdT9o9KcZKs&t=79s