News
NEW YEARS EVE- B,G&P at DANTE'S PORTLAND
The DWARVES return to the Pacific Northwest to perform Blood, Guts & Pussy in its entirety! Countdown to 2016 in style with the masters of mayhem live at Dante's Portland!
http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionD...
FESTIVUS FUN TIME IS HERE!!!
Whether you crave hoodies, shirts and panties or signed vinyl, cds and dvds are more your style, you can find it all in the MERCH section. Skateboards, pint and shot glasses, belt buckles and other custom merch available, too!!!
DWARVES LIVE in DENVER DEC. 12
The Dwarves get a mile high Saturday Dec. 12 w/ the Potato Pirates at the Bluebird Theater. http://www.axs.com/events/287436/the-dwarves-tickets?skin=bluebird
Dec. 13 catch Nick 'Everything' Oliveri & Blag the Ripper acoustic at 7th Circle.
DENVER DECEMBER 12 BLOOD, COKE & SODOMY
The Dwarves invade the Bluebird Theater December 12 to perform Blood, Guts & Pussy Live!
December 13 it's Nick Oliveri & Blag Dahlia acoustic at 7th Circle.
The Dwarves meet recreational dope- what could possibly go wrong?
FUN FUN FUN
Dwarves return to Austin's best festival, performing Blood, Guts & Pussy in the daytime and a whole set w/ the Subhumans at night. See the original crew destroy eardrums and warp minds. Hook 'em Whores!
NUDITY
With Halloween right around the corner everyone is looking for the perfect costume. If you have a vagina we'd like to suggest this one. If you don't have a vagina, go read about some other band.
SHARTACUS UNDER THE KNIFE!
Drum legend Shartacus recently underwent surgery for Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Fecal Urgency Complex and St. Toilet's Disease. We wish him and his colon a speedy recovery.
REX EVERYTHING ROCK LEGEND
All hail Dwarves bass slinger Nick Oliveri- singer, songwriter, desert rat and wielder of the largest penis in Rock & Roll! Whether solo acoustic, fronting Mondo Generator or holding it down for the Dwarves, Nick has more charisma than Jesus and better hair than George Costanza.
Rex Everything We Salute You!
HeWhoCanNotBeNamed at Work on Batgirl Musical
Batgirl combined the heart of a lioness with the pussy of a cat!
DWARVES @ FUN FUN FUN AUSTIN NOV. 6
The Dwarves perform Blood, Guts & Pussy at 3pm Friday with special surprise Texas guests guaranteed to foghorn your leghorn, son! And peep our top secret club show Friday night, too! Not to mention a Saturday night DJ set at Brixton w/ Nick Oliveri and Blag taking requests in exchange for drugs.
Pages
No front page content has been created yet.